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Habari Mpya:
Tuesday, February 22, 2011

JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

11:37 PM
JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Two great friends AmaniMasue and SeifKabelele go looking for a job in an office and they are interviewed, Mr.AmaniMasue starts…....

BOSS: what is your name?
AMANI MASUE: I’m called AmaniMasue,sir
BOSS: who was and who is the best                
Footballer?
AMANI MASUE: It was Pele but now it’s Mara Dona
BOSS: when was a TV invented and
Improved?
AMANI MASUE: It was invented in 1776 and improved
In 1882
BOSS: Is there life on mars?
AMANI MASUE: People say so but it has not yet been
Scientifically proven
BOSS: Thank you, tomorrow come and
Work.
AMANI MASUE: Thank you sir.
AmaniMasue moves out and Seifkabelele ask him to help him out on answers and AmaniMasue said ‘first it was Pele and now it is Mara donna as first answer, second is invented in 1776 and improved in 1882 and last you say people say so but it has not yet been scientifically proven’ SeifKabelele enters;
BOSS: what is your name?
SEIF KABELELE: I’m SeifKabelele sir
BOSS: Who is your father?
SEIF KABELELE: It was Pele at first and now it’s Mara
Donna
BOSS: Where were you born?
SEIF KABELELE: I was invented in 1776 and improved in 1882
BOSS: Are you mad?
SEIF KABELELE: People say so but it has not yet been
Scientifically proven
BOSS: Thank you, just go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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